Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"The only real valuable thing is intuition."
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
"God is subtle but he is not malicious."
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"
"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."
"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."
"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

One day, while a woodcutter ......Story

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into
water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with
Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come
up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so
THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the
benefit of others.

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Balayya Jokes

Balayya New Jokes :
Jr. NTR: Babai, gold chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?
Balayya: Gold vasthundi..
Jr. NTR: Mari silver chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?
Balayya: silver vasthundi..
Jr. NTR: mari cycle chain ni karigisthe, cycle vasthunda?
Balayya: naaku asalu ee idea raaledu ra.....
enthaina nuvvu keka ra.. mana vamsam paruvu nilabeduthunnav.. mana
vamsamlo thelivithetalu unnayani nuvvu malli rujuvu chesav...
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Jr.NTR saves Balayya from drowning in a river and the conversation goes like this:
Jr.NTR: Swimming raanappudu cheruvuloki enduku dookav babai???
Balayya: Ledura.. akkada oka baathu sagam varake munigi unte.. lothu ekkuva ledanukunna....
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jr ntr: babai naku oka msg vachindhi ventene na mobile switch off aypoindhi.
balayya : emiti aa message
jr ntr: low battery ani vachindhi
balayya : amazing naaku kooda a message forward chey
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Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi.?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi.?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali.?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali.
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Balayya calls airport... and asks them how much time will it take to reach
hyderabad to bangalore...??
Receptionist: 25mins sir
Balayya: Ok thankyou aite nenu nadichi vellipothanu...
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Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant.?
Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell the answer...
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Interviewer : Congrats you have selected. U r 1 st year salary is Rs19000
and next year it will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year...
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Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura .?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta.
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu.
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One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber.
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya
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Jr N.T.R: Babai nuvvu niinna night intlo domalani fool chesavanta
BalaKrishna:Avunu ra
Jr N.T.R:Em chesavu babai.
BalaKrishna:Emi ledu ra bedroom lo allout petti hall lo padukunnanu ante.
Jr N.T.R:Nuvvu keka babai...........
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Balaya: I know it ! the world will not end in 2012.
Ntr: How do you know Babayi..?
Balaya: I just found a bottle of tomato ketchup that expires in 2013.
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Balakrishan: mee pinni vere vaditho cinema ki velladam nenu choosanu ra
N.T.R:mari nuvvu vallanu enduku follow chesi vella lledu babai
Balakrishna:Nenu already aa cinema choosanu ra
N.T.R:Nuvvu keka babai.
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Ballaya: Plastic surjery cheyadaniki enta karchu avutundi.
Doctor:5 laksh.
Ballaya:okavela plastic meme thechukunte enta avutundi.......
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Balayya:Arey buddoda nee tiffin box nenu tinnanu mee nanna ku cheppaku .
NTR:alage babai intiki velli tiffin box kukka tinidi ani chepatanu.
Balayya:nuvvu keka ra buddoda.
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Balakrishna received an sms as "sender is brilliant,Receiver is fool"
Bala krish got angry n immediately sent sms as "sender is fool receiver is brilliant"
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Balaya night nidra lechi aggipulla gisi malli padukunnadu.
Ntr: Emayndi Babai, enduku lechavu..?
Balaya: Em ledu ra nuv light off chesavo ledo chusa ante. Nuv paduko.
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"Ramakrishna, ur son is dead !!"
Hearing this rama krishna jumps from 50th floor !..
At 35th floor he realizes, "I don't have any son !"
At 20th floor he realizes, "I am not married !"
At 3rd floor "Shit! I am not rama krishna... I am bala krishna !....
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Ballaya:Rey(Jr NTR)..Naa mobile lo time edit chey..10PM ani pettu...
Jr:enduku babai??
Ballaya:Night balance undi matladali...
Jr:nuvvu kevvu keka babai..asalu nakenduku raledu babai.. ee idea
Ballaya:Nenu IDEA kada vadedi....anduke nakochindi...
Jr:nuvvu great babai..nenu IDEA konta..naa jeevitani marchesukunta...
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Balayya: Era antha balisinda neeku?? enni sarlu phone chesina phone lift
chesthave kaani maatladave??
Jr. NTR: Nuvve annav kada babai.. *"NENU MAATLADETAPPUDU NEE CHEVULU
MAATRAME PANI CHEYYALI.. KAADANI EVI PANI CHESINA NEEKU NEXT BIRTHDAY
UNDADU"* ani... anduke maatladaledu... andulo ivala naa birthday...
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Balayya found the pulse of his fans from the film SIMHA.. So here are
Some of his upcoming films.
Ugrasimha
Simha-Narasimha
Okato Number simham
Super Simham
Bhale Simham
Ma Manchi Simham
Pilla Simham
Bangaru Simham
Allari Simham
Intiki Deepam Simham
Muddula Simham
Pallakilo Simham
Mooga Simhalu
Letha Simhalu
Simha garjanaku Ardhale verule
Intlo Simham vantintlo inko Simham
Evandi Simham vacchindi
Kante Simhanne Kanali
Thokkalo Simham
Bokkalo Simham
Ma simham meeda ottu mee Simham Chala manchidi....
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Balakrishna goes spoken english class everyday
jr.ntr:babai go ki verb form cheppava?
Balakrishna: go,goked,goken
jr.ntr:nuvvu keka babai........