Oracle By Mahendra

Monday, February 7, 2011

Balayya New Jokes :
Jr. NTR: Babai, gold chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?
Balayya: Gold vasthundi..
Jr. NTR: Mari silver chain ni karigisthe, emosthundi?
Balayya: silver vasthundi..
Jr. NTR: mari cycle chain ni karigisthe, cycle vasthunda?
Balayya: naaku asalu ee idea raaledu ra.....
enthaina nuvvu keka ra.. mana vamsam paruvu nilabeduthunnav.. mana
vamsamlo thelivithetalu unnayani nuvvu malli rujuvu chesav...
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Jr.NTR saves Balayya from drowning in a river and the conversation goes like this:
Jr.NTR: Swimming raanappudu cheruvuloki enduku dookav babai???
Balayya: Ledura.. akkada oka baathu sagam varake munigi unte.. lothu ekkuva ledanukunna....
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jr ntr: babai naku oka msg vachindhi ventene na mobile switch off aypoindhi.
balayya : emiti aa message
jr ntr: low battery ani vachindhi
balayya : amazing naaku kooda a message forward chey
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Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi.?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi.?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali.?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali.
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Balayya calls airport... and asks them how much time will it take to reach
hyderabad to bangalore...??
Receptionist: 25mins sir
Balayya: Ok thankyou aite nenu nadichi vellipothanu...
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Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant.?
Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell the answer...
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Interviewer : Congrats you have selected. U r 1 st year salary is Rs19000
and next year it will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year...
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Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura .?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta.
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu.
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One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber.
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya
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Jr N.T.R: Babai nuvvu niinna night intlo domalani fool chesavanta
BalaKrishna:Avunu ra
Jr N.T.R:Em chesavu babai.
BalaKrishna:Emi ledu ra bedroom lo allout petti hall lo padukunnanu ante.
Jr N.T.R:Nuvvu keka babai...........
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Balaya: I know it ! the world will not end in 2012.
Ntr: How do you know Babayi..?
Balaya: I just found a bottle of tomato ketchup that expires in 2013.
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Balakrishan: mee pinni vere vaditho cinema ki velladam nenu choosanu ra
N.T.R:mari nuvvu vallanu enduku follow chesi vella lledu babai
Balakrishna:Nenu already aa cinema choosanu ra
N.T.R:Nuvvu keka babai.
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Ballaya: Plastic surjery cheyadaniki enta karchu avutundi.
Doctor:5 laksh.
Ballaya:okavela plastic meme thechukunte enta avutundi.......
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Balayya:Arey buddoda nee tiffin box nenu tinnanu mee nanna ku cheppaku .
NTR:alage babai intiki velli tiffin box kukka tinidi ani chepatanu.
Balayya:nuvvu keka ra buddoda.
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Balakrishna received an sms as "sender is brilliant,Receiver is fool"
Bala krish got angry n immediately sent sms as "sender is fool receiver is brilliant"
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Balaya night nidra lechi aggipulla gisi malli padukunnadu.
Ntr: Emayndi Babai, enduku lechavu..?
Balaya: Em ledu ra nuv light off chesavo ledo chusa ante. Nuv paduko.
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"Ramakrishna, ur son is dead !!"
Hearing this rama krishna jumps from 50th floor !..
At 35th floor he realizes, "I don't have any son !"
At 20th floor he realizes, "I am not married !"
At 3rd floor "Shit! I am not rama krishna... I am bala krishna !....
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Ballaya:Rey(Jr NTR)..Naa mobile lo time edit chey..10PM ani pettu...
Jr:enduku babai??
Ballaya:Night balance undi matladali...
Jr:nuvvu kevvu keka babai..asalu nakenduku raledu babai.. ee idea
Ballaya:Nenu IDEA kada vadedi....anduke nakochindi...
Jr:nuvvu great babai..nenu IDEA konta..naa jeevitani marchesukunta...
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Balayya: Era antha balisinda neeku?? enni sarlu phone chesina phone lift
chesthave kaani maatladave??
Jr. NTR: Nuvve annav kada babai.. *"NENU MAATLADETAPPUDU NEE CHEVULU
MAATRAME PANI CHEYYALI.. KAADANI EVI PANI CHESINA NEEKU NEXT BIRTHDAY
UNDADU"* ani... anduke maatladaledu... andulo ivala naa birthday...
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Balayya found the pulse of his fans from the film SIMHA.. So here are
Some of his upcoming films.
Ugrasimha
Simha-Narasimha
Okato Number simham
Super Simham
Bhale Simham
Ma Manchi Simham
Pilla Simham
Bangaru Simham
Allari Simham
Intiki Deepam Simham
Muddula Simham
Pallakilo Simham
Mooga Simhalu
Letha Simhalu
Simha garjanaku Ardhale verule
Intlo Simham vantintlo inko Simham
Evandi Simham vacchindi
Kante Simhanne Kanali
Thokkalo Simham
Bokkalo Simham
Ma simham meeda ottu mee Simham Chala manchidi....
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Balakrishna goes spoken english class everyday
jr.ntr:babai go ki verb form cheppava?
Balakrishna: go,goked,goken
jr.ntr:nuvvu keka babai........

Friday, November 19, 2010

Oracle Books and URL's

http://www.mhprofessional.com/getpage.php?c=oraclepress_downloads.php&cat=4222
http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/indexes/documentation/index.html
http://www.freebookcentre.net/Database/Pl-Sql-Books-Download.html

http://www.oracle.com/pls/db102/portal.all_books

books:

Oracle Shell Scripting: Linux and UNIX Programming for Oracle (Oracle In-Focus series) - Jon Emmons (Author)

Oracle in a Nutshell By: Rick Greenwald, David C. Kreines (Editor) -O'Reilly & Associates

Oracle Disk I/O Tuning: Disk I/O Performance & Optimization for Oracle Databases By: Donald K. Burleson

Oracle9i UNIX Administration Handbook By: Donald K. Burleson, Don Burleson McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Unix for Oracle DBAs Pocket Reference By: Donald K. Burleson O'Reilly & Associates

oracle and Unix Performance Tuning By: Ahmed Alomari Prentice Hall

Oracle 11g Grid & Real Application Clusters: Oracle 11g Grid Computing with RAC By: Mike Ault, Madhu Tumma, Byran Jones, Steve Karam Rampant Techpress

Oracle Database 11g DBA Handbook [Kindle Edition] By: Bob Bryla McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle 10g Database Administration Concepts & Implementation Made Simple By: Asim Abbasi -- Takveen

Oracle Database 10g: The Complete Reference By: Kevin Loney, Lisa McClain McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle Database 10g High Availability with RAC, Flashback, and Data Guard By: Matthew Hart, Scott Jesse, Lisa McClain McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle Database 10g New Features: Oracle10g Reference for Advanced Tuning and Administration
By: Mike Ault, Madhu Tumma, Daniel Liu Rampant Techpress

Oracle 24x7 Tips & Techniques By: Venkat S. Devraj McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

oracle Utilities: The Definitive Reference By: Bert Scalzo Rampant Techpress

Troubleshooting Oracle Performance By: Christian Antognini Apress

Oracle Database 11g New Features [Kindle Edition] By: Robert G. Freeman McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle Database 11g SQL [Kindle Edition] By: Jason Price McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle Database 10g Performance Tuning Tips & Techniques By: Richard Niemiec McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Forecasting Oracle Performance By: Craig Scallahamer Apress

Installing, Upgrading and Maintaining Oracle E-Business Suite Applications Release 11.5.10+ By: Barbara Matthews, John Stouffer, Karen Brownfield Reed-Matthews

Oracle Tuning: Oracle 10g Time-series Optimization With The Automatic Workload Repository By: Alexey B. Danchenkov, Donald Burleson Rampant Techpress

Oracle Tuning Power Scripts: With 100+ High Performance SQL Scripts By: Mike Ault, Harry Conway, Don Burleson, Don K. Burleson Rampant Techpress

Everyday Oracle DBA By: April J. Wells McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle Initialization Parameters Pocket Reference (Pocket Reference) By: David C Kreines(August 1, 2004)
O'Reilly & Associates

Oracle Disk I/O Tuning: Disk I/O Performance & Optimization for Oracle Databases By: Donald K. Burleson
Rampant Techpress

Oracle SQL Tuning & CBO Internals By: Donald K. Burleson Rampant Techpress

Oracle Replication: Snapshot, Multi-master & Materialized Views Scripts By: John Garmany, Robert Freeman
Rampant Techpress

Oracle Utilities: Using Hidden Programs, Import/Export, SQL*Loader, oradebug, tkprof, & More
By: Dave Moore, Donald K. Burleson Rampant Techpress

Oracle High-Performance SQL Tuning By: Don Burleson, Donald K. Burleson McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle High-Performance Tuning with STATSPACK By: Donald Keith Burleson, Don Burleson McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle Applications Performance Tuning Handbook By: Andy Tremayne
McGraw-Hill Osborne Media (Oracle Press)

Oracle Database 11g PL/SQL Programming Workbook By Michael McLaughlin, John M. Harper McGraw-Hill publisher

Oracle Database 11g A Beginner's Guide By Ian Abramson, Michael Abbey, Michael J Corey McGraw-Hill publisher

Oracle Database 11g PL/SQL Programming by Michael McLaughlin McGraw-Hill publisher

Oracle Database 10g PL/SQL Programming Scott Urman, Ron Hardman, Michael McLaughlin McGraw-Hill publisher

Effective Oracle by Design Thomas Kyte McGraw-Hill publisher

Oracle PL/SQL Programming BySteven Feuerstein, Bill PribylPublisher:O'Reilly Media

Oracle PL/SQL Programming: A Developer's Workbook By Steven Feuerstein, Andrew Odewahn Publisher:O'Reilly Media

Oracle PL/SQL Best Practices By Steven Feuerstein Publisher:O'Reilly Media